You Know You’re Getting Older When…

…You go to a club and look down on the ‘youngsters’ who are stumbling out on the arm of an only slightly less intoxicated friend.

…You no longer mind being the designated driver because you’d rather not be hung over the next morning.

…’Sleeping in’ now means 9:30.

…You run into people from college who were a few years younger and they’re surprised to see you out…past 1.

…People-watching becomes your preference over actually trying to meet new people.

…You’d rather stay home with a book or movie than pay $8/drink, $10 to park, and $10 to get in.

…You no longer have ‘going out clothes’ but rather finagle your work attire and casual looks to create something sufficient.

(I could go on, put I’m really just referencing my night last night.)


  1. Guess that means you’ve always just been ‘mature’ 🙂

  2. What does it mean when you’ve been this way even through your “youth?” Guess I didn’t have enough fun 🙂

  3. I’m depressed at how true this is….ugh

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